February 2012
buckthefutcher:
imagine if adele and taylor swift dated then broke up
youmovedmekurt:
Petition for road signs to the nearest airport to be installed regularly along every single road in existence.
Can we get a count on everyone playing Mapcrunch...
kellysniper:
cruciome:
I think I may get my legs professionally waxed. I attempted to do it myself and it was so patchy and hurt like a bitch, so yeah.
CAN I COME AND WATCH? :O :O
Or you can come with me and get it done? :D
I think I may get my legs professionally waxed. I attempted to do it myself and it was so patchy and hurt like a bitch, so yeah.
I’m so selfish.
ineedtofindmywaybacktothestart:
Complaining you got pushed at a gig is like complaining you had sex at an orgy
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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
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Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
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If people keep referring Woman in Black to anything Harry Potter related someone is getting thrown out of a window.
me: wow i have many feelings and ideas and i want to share it on tumblr let's write them down
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Okay now I’m crying at one born every minute.
I’m physically scarred for life after seeing that baby being born and all the bits being popped out of the vagina and ewwww.
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The person that you were has died You’ve lost the sparkle in your eyes You fell for life into its traps Now you wanna bridge the gaps Now you want that person back
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When I die I want like a video/picture montage of me with my friends/family and “Thinking of You” playing in the background.
Don't be afraid to be yourself. →
Reblog and bold what applies to you.
I’m loud. (sometimes)
I’m sarcastic.
I cry easily.
I have a bad temper sometimes.
I’m easy to get along with.
I have more enemies than friends.
I’ve smoked.
I drink coffee.
I clean my room daily.
My appearance:
I wear makeup
I wear a piece of jewelry at all times.
I wear contact(s).
I have glasses.
I have braces.
I change my hair color...
gublernation:
for the last 2 weeks sleep has been more like an old schoolmate I occasionally bump into but don’t really keep in touch with
hullbethere:
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
dildo
I may dye my hair a dark ginger.
Why can’t I find my remote?!?~”£?!”$?”?
kellysniper asked: Happy Valentines day Paigey, I love you! <3
I’ve just realised the most awesome person ever actually follows me, ahh :D
A research study done in Scotland has proven that...
Sexually frustrated 17 year old here. I’m just going to get over it by watching True Blood, yep, that’ll definitely help.
